So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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