bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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