Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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