I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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