we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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