I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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