If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
