either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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