Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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