we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We have so much sex to catch up on
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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