the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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