You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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