He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Operation Purity has been aborted
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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