The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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