He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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