When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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