Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
