Only a mothe r could love this liver
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I deserve to be covered in dicks
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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