We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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