Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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