dude i'm inner monologue high
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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