Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Come see our sink grown plant.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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