I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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