i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Are my feet made of real feet?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
wow bdsm is so cute
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