we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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