Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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