I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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