thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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