We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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