I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
