k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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