Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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