You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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