Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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