And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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