I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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