you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
