He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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