Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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