They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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