I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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