my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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