Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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