So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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