another moral hangover. fuck.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize