Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
