I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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