can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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