I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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