do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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