Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I've blown a few things in my day
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Randomize
