so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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