I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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