I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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