Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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